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Mr_H_Shingles
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posted on 03-25-2011 at 07:10 |
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Do I wait for Mrs Right
I don’t know if Im doing the right thing.
Im in a bit of a dilemma. I have spent all my life waiting for the right person to come along before I take the plunge and throw myself into a full sexual relationship. But Im finding it harder and harder to do.
I have been advised by a friend that this forum is an ideal place for me to talk about my fears and get some great feedback that can show me the way forward.
Up until now I have managed to steer clear of such things and it has been quite easy to do so. Well I say easy if I don’t include that time I got drunk and ended up behind the newsagents with Shirley Flatternack. We only fumbled around and she introduced me to pokey bum wanks. But I never penetrated her so I feel Im justified in still classing myself as pure. Oh and there was that time I was on mushrooms and woke up in bed with a dog...yes we were both naked and my little feller did smell of pedigree chum, but I think nothing happened. Besides...you can’t class making love to a small Yorkshire Terrier as losing your virginity...it’s just one of those things that we all do at one time or another. Sadly Rover died last year.
Anyway...I digress.
Recently I have found myself struggling to cope with the not having sex thing. I find myself getting aroused over mannequins in shop windows, especially the ones wearing lingerie. I was almost kicked out of Primark for touching one. Fortunately they believed me when I said I was checking the material as I’m allergic to nylon. To be honest the security guard was very nice and just asked me to put my penis away and leave the premises without making a fuss.
My best friends sister works in a pet store and is always talking about her kitten and pussies. When I hear this I often touch myself until I climax. I think of her stroking her pussy and me watching, maybe behind a book case or something and then pouncing on her and drilling her senseless to get my satisfaction. Thankfully I don’t act on these thoughts and I just tend to go into their garage and masturbate with an old gardening glove. I once made myself bleed I did it so hard.
Are these urges natural?
Is it right for me to want to turn a Macdonalds Big Mac on its side and like the delicious special sauce out from between the burgers whilst imagining it’s my junior school teacher who I have sneaked up on in the staff room.
Is it wrong that I often see old women in the supermarkets and try to check out their tits?
Should I feel guilty for trying to finger Jessie Cumdump’s snatch when she passed out at her birthday party. I mean she had a face that looks like a blind child had moulded it out of plasticine, yet still tried to touch her.
Is it wrong that I once dressed as a girl in order to enter the female changing rooms at my local pool and spent all day masturbating in one of the cubicles. I actually passed out that day and wasn’t found until the next day...a crumpled wreck on the floor with red raw flaccid cock in hand. It looked like a chewed stick that had been dipped in Dolmio sauce...thats what the ambulance driver said when they eventually broke in and got me.
Anyway.
Am I doing the right thing by waiting for my true love or do I give in to my urges and just go and get laid.
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RejectedDeviant
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posted on 03-25-2011 at 07:25 |
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in reply to H
'I don’t know if Im doing the right thing.
Im in a bit of a dilemma. I have spent all my life waiting for the right person to come along before I take the plunge and throw myself into a full sexual relationship. But Im finding it harder and harder to do.
I have been advised by a friend that this forum is an ideal place for me to talk about my fears and get some great feedback that can show me the way forward.
Up until now I have managed to steer clear of such things and it has been quite easy to do so. Well I say easy if I don’t include that time I got drunk and ended up behind the newsagents with Shirley Flatternack. We only fumbled around and she introduced me to pokey bum wanks. But I never penetrated her so I feel Im justified in still classing myself as pure. Oh and there was that time I was on mushrooms and woke up in bed with a dog...yes we were both naked and my little feller did smell of pedigree chum, but I think nothing happened. Besides...you can’t class making love to a small Yorkshire Terrier as losing your virginity...it’s just one of those things that we all do at one time or another. Sadly Rover died last year.
Anyway...I digress.
Recently I have found myself struggling to cope with the not having sex thing. I find myself getting aroused over mannequins in shop windows, especially the ones wearing lingerie. I was almost kicked out of Primark for touching one. Fortunately they believed me when I said I was checking the material as I’m allergic to nylon. To be honest the security guard was very nice and just asked me to put my penis away and leave the premises without making a fuss.
My best friends sister works in a pet store and is always talking about her kitten and pussies. When I hear this I often touch myself until I climax. I think of her stroking her pussy and me watching, maybe behind a book case or something and then pouncing on her and drilling her senseless to get my satisfaction. Thankfully I don’t act on these thoughts and I just tend to go into their garage and masturbate with an old gardening glove. I once made myself bleed I did it so hard.
Are these urges natural?
Is it right for me to want to turn a Macdonalds Big Mac on its side and like the delicious special sauce out from between the burgers whilst imagining it’s my junior school teacher who I have sneaked up on in the staff room.
Is it wrong that I often see old women in the supermarkets and try to check out their tits?
Should I feel guilty for trying to finger Jessie Cumdump’s snatch when she passed out at her birthday party. I mean she had a face that looks like a blind child had moulded it out of plasticine, yet still tried to touch her.
Is it wrong that I once dressed as a girl in order to enter the female changing rooms at my local pool and spent all day masturbating in one of the cubicles. I actually passed out that day and wasn’t found until the next day...a crumpled wreck on the floor with red raw flaccid cock in hand. It looked like a chewed stick that had been dipped in Dolmio sauce...thats what the ambulance driver said when they eventually broke in and got me.
Anyway.
Am I doing the right thing by waiting for my true love or do I give in to my urges and just go and get laid.
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H
Your urges are natural, however I often wonder why people like you dont just do it, you know. Jessie Cumdump was there for the taking you know. If would have been over there and then. You are no longer a virgin, and she wouldn't even know about it, There are no losers to this tale!!!!!
Once you lose your V wings i find your confidence soars to a new level and picking up women is easy peasy. Suddenly all the drunk girls will be falling onto your cock! literally!
Anyway. I had a question for the forum, recently Ive been feeling really curious and attracted to the same sex. At 2 parties recently I found myself longing to touch the lad in the corner, nothing too horrific, maybe just wank him off or let him touch my bum. I dont know what to do because i bloody hate gays and all they stand for but i really just cant hide the longing I have for cock.
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LauraSHerr
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posted on 12-24-2015 at 00:35 |
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Yes
yes, You should wait for your Mrs right
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watsonjack
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posted on 10-07-2016 at 22:56 |
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Good to wait
It's good to wait dear than to regret. Hope you will get your Mr. right one day and make you feel special emotionally as well as sexually.
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piercen54
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Registered: 10-15-2016 Location: New york
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posted on 10-15-2016 at 05:24 |
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Nopes
no need to wait i guess....just enjoy!!!!!
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